Posted: 24 Dec
2017 06:42 PM PST
I received this parody of Clement Moore's masterpiece via
email back in the mid-1990's, the author is unknown to me. Kimberly Powell at
the About Genealogy page also
has it on her site.
'Twas the night before Christmas
When all
through the house
Not a
creature was stirring,
Not even
my spouse.
The
dining room table with clutter was spread
With
pedigree charts and with letters which said...
"Too
bad about the data for which you wrote;
Sank in a
storm on an ill-fated boat."
Stacks of
old copies of wills and such
Were
proof that my work had become too much.
Our
children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While
visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.
And I at
my table was ready to drop
From work
on my album with photos to crop.
Christmas
was here, and such was my lot
That
presents and goodies and toys I'd forgot.
Had I not
been busy with grandparents' wills,
I'd not
have forgotten to shop for such thrills,
While
others bought gifts to bring Christmas cheers,
I'd spent
time researching those birth dates and years.
While I
was thus musing about my sad plight,
A strange
noise on the lawn gave me such a great fright.
Away to
the window I flew in a flash,
Tore open
the drapes and yanked up the sash.
When what
with my wondering eyes should appear,
But an
overstuffed sleigh and eight small reindeer.
Up to the
house top the reindeer they flew,
With a
sleigh full of toys and 'ole Santa Claus, too.
And then
in a twinkle, I heard on the roof
The
prancing and pawing of thirty-two hoofs.
As I drew
in my head, and bumped it on the sash,
Down the
cold chimney fell Santa--KER-RASH!
"Dear"
Santa had come from the roof in a wreck,
And
tracked soot on the carpet, (I could wring his short neck!)
Spotting
my face, good 'ole Santa could see
I had no
Christmas spirit you'd have to agree.
He spoke
not a word, but went straight to his work
And
filled all the stockings, (I felt like a jerk).
Here was
Santa, who'd brought us such gladness and joy:
When I'd
been too busy for even one toy.
He spied
my research on the table all spread
"A
genealogist!" He cried! (My face was all red!)
"Tonight
I've met many like you," Santa grinned,
As he
pulled from his sack a large book he had penned.
I gazed
with amusement--the cover it read
Genealogy
Lines for Which You Have Plead.
"I
know what it's like as a genealogy bug."He said
as he
gave me a great Santa hug.
"While
the elves make the sleighful of toys I now carry,
I do some
research in the North Pole Library!
A special
treat I am thus able to bring,
To
genealogy folk who can't find a thing."
"Now
off you go to your bed for a rest,
I'll
clean up the house from this genealogy mess."
As I
climbed up the stairs full of gladness and glee,
I looked
back at Santa who'd brought much to me.
While
settling in bed, I heard Santa's clear whistle,
To his
team, which then rose like the down of a thistle.
And I
heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,
"Family
History is Fun! Merry Christmas! Goodnight!"
--Author
Unknown
To all, I wish a very Merry Christmas, and I hope Santa brings you a special gift for your family history.
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Monday, December 25, 2017
Holiday treat
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